Take one five year old little chick and have her catch chickenpox from her cousin.
Let c-p virus sit for fifty-two years.
Next, pluck one wisdom tooth (upper right).
Wait one day for shingles to develop on right side of face (near beak).
Roll carcass around in bed for 3-4 days as headache and body aches ferment.
Subtract 5 pounds off the old bird (not a bad thing).
DO NOT SCRATCH.
Stew for another ten days.
Serve with a little glass of apricot brandy.
Enjoy! (right)
Josephina Ballerina 
Awwww! Sorry for this painful situation! Apricot Brandy does seem to be the best medicine – and lots of rest. Wishing you a speedy recovery and sending prayers and positive thoughts your way. xx
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Thank you for your get well wishes and prayers, Karen!
IMUSTNOTSCRATCH! IMUSTNOTSCRATCH!
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Seriously sad little chick if you ask me…shall we have you stuffed and mounted in the scratching position?
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